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So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Est sit omnis doloribus placeat rem necessitatibus.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

I convinced HP's board to buy Palm and watched them kill it - Hacker News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What does pompano fish taste like?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Minds and Behinds

If Donald Trump becomes the President, will it affect the jobs for Indians in IT sector?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Can Make Anyone Look Bad - Defector

Still no good

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Summer rentals in the Hamptons are down 30% - CNBC

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

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